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The first rule of slow fashion club

… is that more people need to be talking about slow fashion club

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Mixtapes

Mixtape: Shenanigans VI – Pop Muzik

Ah, the realisation of some personal DJing milestones are contained within here. Using “Bikini Girls In Machine Guns” in a mix, for one.

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Mixtapes

Mixtape: Shenanigans VIII – Cut & Paste Volume I

If you ever wondered what it would be like to hear Matthew Wilder mixed into The Beatles mixed into Orange Juice mixed into DJ Yoda, well wonder no more!

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Procreating in the time of COVID

Yes, sorry, that’s the best that I can come up with. It’s a good job I don’t do any sort of writing for a liv- oh, wait…

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Poetry

What’s the difference between enjambment and caesura?

“Mark & Lard’s Tenuous Links”, but in poetry form.

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Poetry

Sandwich fillings: an elegy

The one poem I have that can legitimately be described as “award-winning”.

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Poetry

No, I really don’t care what Gail wrote on Facebook

Inspired by a conversation on the train from St Pancras which was shared with the whole quiet carriage.

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Poetry

Litotes

With a hat tip to Wendy Cope’s “Faint Praise”.

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Poetry

I tried not to but

An apology.

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Poetry

Find the value of X, and why

I don’t know why but I was compelled to write this one twice, so you get two poems here for the price of none.